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There’s always one isn’t there?
Amidst the applause and adulation, someone’s not going to like a book.
Sometimes, in fact, they outright hate a book.
Sometimes, they hate that book so much that they just have to balance out all the five-stars reviews with ‘the truth’ (also known as the one-star review).
And sometimes, that ‘truth’ is pretty hilarious.
Here are some of the finest one-star Amazon reviews of beloved children’s books:
Goodnight Moon by Margaret Wise Brown
Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson
The Odyssey by Homer
So…have you bought the book yet or not?
Charlotte’s Web by EB White
Sorry teachers, you’re all wrong. That pig ain’t inspiring nuttin’.
Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
Someone is all outta sympathy right here.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
The Twits by Roald Dahl
The Iron Man by Ted Hughes
Maybe Ted Hughes should have asked Douglas Adams for help on naming characters
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett
Demon Dentist by David Walliams
Someone has been waiting very patiently by the door for months now for their ebook to be posted.
Ratburger by David Walliams
This book was so dull the review fell asleep on his keyboard mid-sentence.
The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien
Well, you did give it 1 star, so that makes it better than the film in my book.
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In a nutshell, what is Kapow Primary?
Authored by practising subject specialist teachers, Kapow Primary is...
In a nutshell, what is Kapow Primary?
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